The following comments are real. I didn't have to make them up. They mostly have to do with the Naked Ladies pages. (WARNING: The following comments include words and phrases that may be offensive so some people. Parents may not find them suitable for their children.) The Good • The Bad • The Ugly The Good "We're fleeing your site, Tityrus. You can sit in the shadow and teach the net to resound in the name 'Amaryllis'...." "Yes, it was definately worth the "chuckle"! Quite a unique and ingenious use of words. . . And a clever way to draw people to your web site. Is this the strain of belladonna which can be used (in small quantity) to sooth the stomach? My hat is off to you!" "Proof that the world is not all that bad. Thanks for the naked ladies, I'm off to find some for my wife." "SEX! usually gets my attention. Amusing way of messing with people looking for free pictures -- surprised I fell for it. Never mind the lunatics who rant about it...." "I have to admit... That was pretty funny. Next time, don't toy with our emotions!" "I have to admit that it was fucken funny. All I can say is the part with the other peoples comments was fucken funny. I had a good laugh and I hope that I can do it again. Thanks!" "Man you got the angle . At least I hope you did . Good looking flowers tho.Thanks for something different." Dear Sir, While surfing the net "one-handed", I happened upon your page. Due to the appearance of your ugly mug on my monitor I instantly became flacid. I must thank you, for I am a web porn addict. You have unknowingly cured my carpal tunnel syndrome. I am forever in your debt. Money, women, whatever, I owe you. How can I ever thank you. With Love. Mr Smokey. "Damn you look Sexy!!! Can I come over?" "Very clever, Larry. I guess it generates you some traffic, eh? Well, at least I learned something!" "Great home pages Larry!" "Larry, my friend and I had a real laugh. We also enjoyed reading the stupid comments sent in by the weirdies. Nice work. You have a great sense of humor." "funny stuff ya got me" "We LOVE your home page. the Amaryllis is our favourite naked lady. Thank you for the chuckle..(We also loved the comments)" "I have to admit that it was fucken funny. All I can say is the part with the other peoples comments was fucken funny. I had a good laugh and I hope that I can do it again. Thanks!" "Not bad not bad, like someone once told me... 'There is more then one way to get people into a dead end stupid and truly idiotic internet site...' " The Bad "Ya dooped me ya basterd." "Hello... Your page stinks. I have some naked ladies if you want them." i want naked college girles "i thank you for the blue balls." "Loser...." "this sux as if you would do that you moron you suck thanx..." "you're a jerk!" The Ugly "you are a fucking queer you ass hole ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kk yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" "YOURE A PENIS!!!!!!!!" "FUCKIN JERK" "You stupid sick FUCK!!! You should have your dick loped off and stapled to your pack with a note saying I'M A SICK FUCK AND A BIG, UGLY PUSS" "you are a real asshole. you probably suck big hairy, sweaty cocks, dont you. faggots like you should be put on an island to fuck eachother in the ass until you die." "Listen you little fucking prick, how about I crush your skull? I didn't get on this web page to see your hairy little CA ass. Be my bitch!" "YOUR A GEEK WITH NO LIFE BUT FOOL AROUND ON THE INTERNET FAGGIT GO FUCK YOURSELF NOOOOOOOOOOO LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GAY AREN'T YOU OR YOUR PUSSY WHIPPED YOUR SLUT WIFE IS THE BOSSS" "why do you dumb fuck do that stupid shit?? YOU ARE ONE STUPID FAG, YOU KNOW THAT? GODDAMN YOU FUCKERS REALLY PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!" "Listen you little fucking prick, how about I crush your skull? I didn't get on this web page to see your hairy little CA ass. Be my bitch!"
(WARNING: The following comments include words and phrases that may be offensive so some people. Parents may not find them suitable for their children.)
"Yes, it was definately worth the "chuckle"! Quite a unique and ingenious use of words. . . And a clever way to draw people to your web site. Is this the strain of belladonna which can be used (in small quantity) to sooth the stomach? My hat is off to you!"
"Proof that the world is not all that bad. Thanks for the naked ladies, I'm off to find some for my wife."
"SEX! usually gets my attention. Amusing way of messing with people looking for free pictures -- surprised I fell for it. Never mind the lunatics who rant about it...."
"I have to admit... That was pretty funny. Next time, don't toy with our emotions!"
"I have to admit that it was fucken funny. All I can say is the part with the other peoples comments was fucken funny. I had a good laugh and I hope that I can do it again. Thanks!"
"Man you got the angle . At least I hope you did . Good looking flowers tho.Thanks for something different."
Dear Sir, While surfing the net "one-handed", I happened upon your page. Due to the appearance of your ugly mug on my monitor I instantly became flacid. I must thank you, for I am a web porn addict. You have unknowingly cured my carpal tunnel syndrome. I am forever in your debt. Money, women, whatever, I owe you. How can I ever thank you. With Love. Mr Smokey.
"Damn you look Sexy!!! Can I come over?"
"Very clever, Larry. I guess it generates you some traffic, eh? Well, at least I learned something!"
"Great home pages Larry!"
"Larry, my friend and I had a real laugh. We also enjoyed reading the stupid comments sent in by the weirdies. Nice work. You have a great sense of humor."
"funny stuff ya got me"
"We LOVE your home page. the Amaryllis is our favourite naked lady. Thank you for the chuckle..(We also loved the comments)"
"Not bad not bad, like someone once told me... 'There is more then one way to get people into a dead end stupid and truly idiotic internet site...' "
"Hello... Your page stinks. I have some naked ladies if you want them."
i want naked college girles
"i thank you for the blue balls."
"Loser...."
"this sux as if you would do that you moron you suck thanx..."
"you're a jerk!"
"YOURE A PENIS!!!!!!!!"
"FUCKIN JERK"
"You stupid sick FUCK!!! You should have your dick loped off and stapled to your pack with a note saying I'M A SICK FUCK AND A BIG, UGLY PUSS"
"you are a real asshole. you probably suck big hairy, sweaty cocks, dont you. faggots like you should be put on an island to fuck eachother in the ass until you die."
"Listen you little fucking prick, how about I crush your skull? I didn't get on this web page to see your hairy little CA ass. Be my bitch!"
"YOUR A GEEK WITH NO LIFE BUT FOOL AROUND ON THE INTERNET FAGGIT GO FUCK YOURSELF NOOOOOOOOOOO LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GAY AREN'T YOU OR YOUR PUSSY WHIPPED YOUR SLUT WIFE IS THE BOSSS"
There you have it. And those in the last group are probably all registered voters. C'est la vie ...
Copyright © 1996, Larry M. Edwards
